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2011-07-17T13:20:00.001-05:00

Hi, here are some pics from my run Friday. A thunder storm was rolling in, just plain ole weather perfection.

Very nice man across the street brought his dogs over, I'm hoping they make it back over here for our World Cup watching party.

Go U esh A!

Teshting

2011-07-15T11:28:00.001-05:00

(there's an elk down there! Wo)

Spending the week in NM, at a beautiful house high in the mountains. So far we've seen 2 elk that would make my hunter friends weak in the knees, a large black bear, countless deer and 2 orange tomcats. These have all been right by the house.

I'm thinking hard about going for a run, but there's a strong chance I'll pass out. Might be awesome. Sherioushly..

Stay tuned.

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Location:Heath Dr,Ruidoso,United States

Squirrel Nudity Solution (aka something to cover their Nuts)

2009-07-25T23:29:00.004-05:00

A gift anyone with trees in their neighborhood can use.

Modest squirrels unite.

"No, not in the R's"

2009-07-25T23:25:00.003-05:00

"It's my first day too, too..."

2009-07-25T22:50:00.005-05:00

Sexy Typography

2009-06-02T23:47:00.003-05:00

Click here to check out some of Seb Lester's typography. There are a couple that I would love to have! I'll just keep that on my wish list. Maybe someday...

Photos worth at least 150 words.

2009-06-02T23:34:00.003-05:00

I'm sure we all have at least one awkward family photo hidden away somewhere, but hopefully they don't hold a candle to these masterpieces. Enjoy...

Plants are good. Plants are great. For them to grow I'll have to wait...

2009-06-02T23:05:00.011-05:00

Yeah, that was a lame attempt at some plant prose, but since I haven't posted in a while, thought I'd just give you a sampling of some plant varieties I've grown fond of, for various reasons. The above image is one that I am anxious to get my mits on, but I haven't been able to find it around here. It's supposed to attract hummingbirds and smells like Juicy Fruit gum to boot! I will take pictures of my current plants and post soon, but for now here are some stock images:

Celosia - Blooms are so vibrant and colorful and last forever

Licorice Basil - Smells great and has some interesting blooms

Geraniums - Colorful, hearty and seem to be everblooming

Aloe Vera - Kind of a family plant. My Grandfather gave me some of his Aloe Vera plants years ago and taught me how to raise' em right. I still have those plants, and then some...

Spearmint/Peppermint - Smell delicious and the Peppermint has to be the most agressive herb I've seen. I've got tentacles growing over the sides of the pot just looking to root. Kind of cool actually, but they will have to stay in pots.

Lavender/French Lavender - Such wonderful smelling plants, and they have very interesting blooms on them

If the feeling takes you there, leave a comment or suggestion. I wonder how many comments I will get? So many.

MGMT - Check it!

2009-03-29T21:24:00.004-06:00

If you're in the market for some new music, and why wouldn't you be, please please please check out MGMT! Erik and I stumbled onto them recently and we are hooked. Their album is called 'Oracular Spectacular'. They have sort of a Flaming Lips/The Shins flavor to them, if you are into that sort of thing. Delightfully refreshing!

Here's a video for their song 'Time to Pretend'. They also seem to be cat people. Just more to love...

Something new to fear.

2009-03-23T21:42:00.004-06:00

Kind of cool, incredibly creepy. My Little Pony dolls transformed into movie characters. Seriously, it's like they are staring through your soul. Check out some others at the artist's website.

No Ordinary Hamster.

2009-03-23T21:24:00.004-06:00

Hamster On a Piano Eating Popcorn - watch more funny videos

"I'm on a Boat" - The Lonely Island

2009-02-18T23:49:00.008-06:00

Get your Santana Champ' and your flippie floppies...
Oysters.

Shakin' it, shakin' it, shakin' iiittttt......

2009-02-18T22:53:00.012-06:00

If you're seeing their little paw-feet dance around, success. If they aren't moving, just enjoy the cute photo.

Gracias Jabella.

"I feel emotional but good..."

2009-02-03T23:10:00.002-06:00

I think I've figured out how San Diegoans are so laid back. I thought maybe it was the cool vibe and beachy good times, but not so much. Some smarty pants in sunny San Diego thought it would be a good idea to open up a store, where anyone can go, and just break stuff. Damn that looks like fun, and it's for a good cause. They use the little glass bits left over from the breakage, for mosaic art which helps charities and art students. Same thing really. I know it must work, because of the reviews their customers have left behind. I want to feel emotional but good too! I wonder if I have any old plates lying around...

Your Moment of Zen

2009-02-03T22:41:00.004-06:00

cho-cho.

The Blog of Jamie

2009-02-03T22:24:00.003-06:00

If you're looking for a great blog, one to check out would be "Our Life In Holland". It's written by one of my best friends in the whole world, Jamie. She is a nurse, a super cool chick, a fantastic mom/wife and judging by her blog, a gifted writer as well. It really is a great read. If you get a chance, stop by and check it out, and leave her a comment while you're there. Comments rule.

Radiohead - "Just"

2009-01-05T23:40:00.004-06:00

Radiohead is greatness. Just one of life's little truths. This is one of my favorite back-in-the-day songs/videos from them. I just wish I could read lips.

John Mayer - "Say"

2009-01-05T22:58:00.003-06:00

According to Larry this song is up for some awards. Yay for JM. I love this song, and everything about this song. It's one of those songs that makes you stop and think about things. Hope you enjoy it too.

A few great songs/videos for your day...

2009-01-01T23:21:00.007-06:00

Sometimes you need a certain song or two to get you through your day. These have been playing on a loop in my head for the past couple of days, so I thought I'd share. Hope they make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

Can you say 2 gifts in 1?

2008-12-17T23:17:00.004-06:00

Chanel. Louis Vuitton. Beef jerky. Someone's finally brought them together, and it's about time. Jerky rules.

Totally nuts. Possibly useful.

2008-12-08T22:55:00.006-06:00

This is completely wheels off. Seriously, really?
Could be the perfect gift though, I'll have to check some reviews...

Crazy? Psssshhhhh...

2008-12-06T10:07:00.001-06:00

I am loving me some Pan-Tree. This woman is an innovator.

We 3 Cats of dancing we are...

2008-12-01T23:41:00.001-06:00

Send your own ElfYourself eCards

The logo says it all, or not enough...

2008-12-01T23:34:00.004-06:00

Wow, Taiwan is one crazy place. I'm guessing it's the diapers they are selling out of their vending machines, not the actual turds, or babies. Cute logo though. Love the grill.

Still getting to know my iPhone, hugging it out.

2008-12-01T23:24:00.003-06:00

Well this little gadget really is pretty neat, cool games (free) and helpful apps (free) but I think I'd like to try getting to know it on another level. Might start putting the calendar to use, doing some syncing, you know, just letting our love blossom and see where it takes us, my iPhone and I. But since I paid for it, is that legal? I'll find an app for that, and it better be free!

Technology is nuts.

2008-11-23T17:04:00.002-06:00

I'm blogging from my new timewaste/gadget of the century, the iPhone. It's already won me over by comforting me through the tech loss. Seriously, did that really happen? Don't answer that. Yay Frogs, and iPhone's...

It's funny when dogs talk.

2008-11-21T00:25:00.004-06:00

Please enjoy the actual video, and a video response, posted below. I've heard from a trusted source that these are great for ring tones too. :)

Stuff that Smells Terrific. Yum.

2008-11-20T23:22:00.006-06:00

I've been told that I'm slacking on my blog lately, so I'm going to hit it hard, with a soft subject. Um, yeah. Here are some things that I've had my eye/nose on lately. Some I've actually smelled in person, some I have only seen and maybe it's the packaging, but they look like they smell delicious. I'll start off with one I haven't bought because it's a little pricey for a candle, let's be honest, but it smells insanely good.

Henri Bendel
9.4 oz. Filled Candle
Vanilla Bean
$26

Of course, Kiehl's had to be included. I am still loving my Cranberry lotion/soap, though like a fine frozen marg, I enjoy them slowly. The Coconut variety sounds like it might be scentalicious. Hmmm... Can't seem to find a photo for it, and it seems to be out of stock in some places. Here's a Kiehl's product I know kicks a** and it smells so good, I can't even tell you...

Kiehl's Since 1851 Extra-Strength
Conditioning Rinse with Coconut 8.4oz
$21.00

This one is a perfume I got a little sample bottle of recently, thanks to Erik's aunt Shera who is always so sweet to send me little perfume treats. The latest one she sent is part of the Harajuku Lovers set, which is headed up by Gwen Stefani. Each scent represents one of the little Harajuku chicks, but I like 'G' the best. It's coconutty and smells so good you want to lick it off your arm. The little mini's are the cutest, and portable!

'G'
1 oz eu de toillete
$45

Well, I'll definitely put some more stuff up here soon. I know there are more scentalicous things out there, but these three are at the top of the current list. I'll keep my nose open though. More to come! (she said it, and she knows she did)

"Now that's a Maverick!"

2008-10-18T22:33:00.004-05:00

Note to all two/three of my readership, I'm not posting this to take sides, but it's darn funny! For starters, it's got Dirk in it (reason enough to post it 20 times) and the pit bull with lipstick is precious. You have to find him though... Maverick!

Geek-o-ween

2008-10-18T22:21:00.006-05:00

Here are some great ideas for carving your own little geek-themed Halloween pumpkins. You might want to start early, as it looks like some of these could take a while!

Wait for it...

2008-10-18T22:17:00.000-05:00

I Can Has Cheezburger.

2008-10-12T22:29:00.007-05:00

Well, it was a good weekend, but it ended with Cowboys sadness. Happiness ensued Saturday though, as the Longhorns and Red Raiders won their games and I won $115 at Winstar Casino, on the Indiana Jones game no less. Erik won on it in Cripple Creek, CO, so I guess it was my turn. I had a great time hanging out with my family for my uncle's birthday, and my cousin Jessie and I had a harrowing car ride, getting lost in Wise county, and finding our way just in time! It was like a very dramatic country song. :)

My brother Art has updated his blog at long last, and he's found a gem of a site, called ICanHasCheezburger.com. Very cute and funny photos, written in the imagined inner voice of a cat.

To take away some of the Cowboy loss sadness, I've posted some 'cheezburger' kittone photos. It won't fully take away the memory of that last embarrassing play, but it might soothe the pain just a little. $#!*%@* Cowboys!

No jury duty. Sudoku overload...

2008-09-22T22:16:00.004-05:00

I lucked out, and didn't get picked for jury duty today. Had to come back to be in a reserve group, but luckily didn't have to do any jury sitting. What are the odds? I'm glad, but it would have been nice to do my civic duty. Maybe next time. I did get a lot of reading done for book club, which I'm behind on as usual. Also, I think I almost overdosed on Sudoku. Crackdoku...? Still the best time waste EVER. Soooo, that's exciting. I hope all three of you are intrigued for what might happen tomorrow. It's Tuesday after all. Some would say it's the best day.

This week, my favorite day will be Thursday. New episode of 'The Office'!!!!!!! It's like TV Christmas. Party!

Jury doodie duty tomorrow.

2008-09-21T22:42:00.006-05:00

This photo makes my brain crazy. There's nowhere for the eyes to rest. That being said, it does make me smile. I love the little bit of pink in 'tiny's' hair and the fact that he/she is giving 'live long and prosper' fingers. You know he/she is thinking 'my shoes are so much cooler and more appropriate than yours, giant lady girl."

I hope jury duty goes well tomorrow. 'Going well' would mean A) I don't get picked, or B) I get picked for the shortest trial of all time. Maybe one where no one is suing, maybe it's just a set-up surprise party for one of the lawyers. I need sleep.

Cowboys rule, Packers drool.

2008-09-21T22:00:00.003-05:00

Yay Cowbs! So far, it's looking like the Dallas Cowboys are about to about to get their first 'win' at Lambeau Field. I hope I don't jinx it by writing this. I know how far-reaching this blog is, all three readers (might be overestimating my readership population). Hey, as long as our defense stays tight and Romo quits with the intentional grounding penalties, I think we got this. Sidenote: that Miles Austin, he's all right. Go Cowbs!

UPDATE: Cowboys win. History made. Mark it down.

Web Logo Quiz

2008-09-16T22:06:00.002-05:00

Test your observation skills with this quiz. Bonus: If you are able to name all the logos correctly, they'll put your name and your website link on their page. The party starts now...

Ain't no party like a Raccoon party....

2008-09-16T21:36:00.004-05:00

Problems with Sandwich Thievery?

2008-09-16T21:13:00.006-05:00

Well here's a solution for you. Pretty darn genius, as long as they don't keep you from noticing your sandwich really is moldy.

I guess this lady makes them for you, because they are probably pretty complicated. Wonder what she charges...

"I Aduyar theeit Meeyin"

2008-09-01T01:56:00.014-05:00

Hey there, just thought I'd put up some photos from Yesterday. We ventured out to Cripple Creek, which is very old, very pretty, very small and has some very very stingy casinos. It's such a pretty drive out there, as long as you do it when it's not dark and/or rainy! We rode the Narrow Guage Railway train when we got there, which is more of a historic informational train ride, to show you some of the still-standing mines from many years ago. As you can see in one of the photos, there is a very very large mine still in operation, which happens to be an African-owned mine. Think they've taken in over 20 Million already.

Soooo, Erik did well on the slot machines, and I was not so lucky/skilled. It's okay, I was happy for Erik. Today we went into Colorado Springs to pay a visit to this little jeans store called Colorado Co-op, and they were having a sale on what else, JEANS! Oh happy day! Got a couple of things there and Erik found some super cool t-shirts at a comic shop down the street. We also checked out an Arts Festival, which was just ok, but very busy, full of people, dogs and stuff people made with dogs on them. It's been a fun trip so far, seeing lots of sites, lots of dogs (everyone has them, but here, they wear less outfits and stuff, more rustic dogs...) Tonight we found a mini golf hangout in CO Sprigs, and it turned out to be probably the coolest mini golf course we'd ever been to! (Erik won both games, I've over it...)

We're staying in the same place as last year, which is right at the foot of Pike's Peak. Apparently they have a marathon that runs up to Pike's Peak. Just thinking of that makes my brain do the crazy dance! We've done a lot of outside stuff, enjoying the cooler weather and scenery. Tomorrow we might (gasp) go to their mall. Hey, I need some Perfume that I'm out of and I just want to see how they roll here, mall wise. I want to hit up the Cheyenne Zoo in CO Spigs, so hopefully we can do that too. It's great here, but I miss Funky Town, my kitties and my job. (totally paid to say that!) I'll try to post some tomorrow (Monday). We're having a great time, people watching and adventuring. Oh, and in the last pic, it appears as though my legs have become even more double jointed. I found this demo, just hoping my legs don't end up like that, but it's close. I think I need some Forest Gump leg braces.

The name of the post is in reference to a totally kick a** girl fight that Erik and I witnessed/overheard when we stopped to eat at a remodeled train station restaurant in Colo Spigs. I guess some kind of rehearsal dinner was going on? Very schmancy. Anyhoo, seems they invited an ex-girlfriend of the groom, had an open bar, and voila, fireworks. She kept going on loudly about how she still cared for him, blah blah, and in the most northeastern accent, she said 'I adore that man, she should understand that!'. So I tried to spell it phonetically. Not sure if I was successful...
Well, I hope if you're reading this your not bored, for starters, and that you are having a great weekend. Time for me to get some zzzz's. Don't get swept away by Gustav!

Magic shoes xo cho,
amy

Wrecking Crew wins!

2008-08-03T23:46:00.008-05:00

April, Monica, Amanda and I went to see a friend compete in girl's Roller Derby bout. It was so much more fun than I had imagined, and more intense! Those girls compete! I was sort of surprised and let down that there were no fights, but I guess that wouldn't be sports-lady-like (as they refer to it). I'll post some photos later, but for now, I thought I'd let Heath do the honors. Thanks Heath. We miss ya.

Letting him down gently...

2008-08-03T23:40:00.003-05:00

Here's a photo of a charming little Chameleon, telling Brett Favre, "Go away now, it's best for everyone. You're a man. You're 40." Chameleons just know.

Go Cowbs!

It's Like You're On Grass...

2008-08-03T23:28:00.003-05:00

...because you're walking on grass. I would possibly maybe give them a try. Here's a link to the article, though I'm not sure what they have to do with Krispy Kreme donuts. Maybe little baby donuts sprout up in the grass. That would make them healthy donuts right?

Nuteegiousness!!!

2008-07-28T00:04:00.013-05:00

Seriously?!?

2008-07-27T23:50:00.003-05:00

To be honest this is both weird and sad. Here's the scoop:

Curious locals flocked to the home of owner Feng Changlin after news of the piglet spread in Fengzhang village, Xiping township.

"It's hideous. No one will be willing to buy it, and it scares the family to even look at it!" Feng told Oriental Today.

He says the piglet looks just like a monkey, with two thin lips, a small nose and two big eyes. Its rear legs are also much longer than its forelegs, causing it to jump instead of walk.

Feng's wife said the monkey-faced piglet was one of five newborns of a sow which the family had raised for nine years.

"My God, it was so scary. I didn't known what it was. I was really frightened," she said.

"But our son likes to play with it, and he stopped us from getting rid of it. He even feeds it milk."

Neighbours have suggested the couple keep the piglet to see how it looks as it matures.

Yeah, I want to see how it matures too! Keep on keepin' on, Munkig/Pigunkey.

Keeping In Touch For Free.

2008-07-27T23:48:00.002-05:00

Dancing Queen.

2008-07-02T23:17:00.006-05:00

I'm not a McCain fan or anything, but THIS is funny. Especially the quick-cut montage scene towards the end. Diva.

"Over the line!"

2008-07-02T23:01:00.002-05:00

It sucks these won't be out until August, but hopefully I can get a pair of my very own. Who knows, these things might harder to find than the Wii Fit. Phone's ringing dude...

Erik and the Cause.

2008-07-02T22:42:00.003-05:00

If you get a chance, check out Erik's blog. He's posted some video spots he's done for Safe City/Safe Neighborhoods, which is a local Funky Town campaign to try to stop gun violence. They are really short, and what's very cool is that they are showing in movie theaters. You know, the little vids that show before the movie starts. We still haven't been to one of the selected theaters, but I'm sure we'll have to go this weekend. Conveniently, when Hellboy is showing. :)

"Closing Escrow"

2008-06-24T00:16:00.002-05:00

We just finished watching this really funny, quirky, hits close to home kind of movie. If you've ever sold a home, bought a home, or even rented for that matter, there is something for you in this comedy. Just makes me even more appreciative that I had the Real Estate du jour, Shelli McBrayer with Re/Max, helping me out in our home search. I think this hits home for Realtors the way Office Space hits home for those of us chained to a desk (not that we don't love it, so so much). Click here to check out their website and trailer...

"Ich don't think so..."

2008-05-20T22:47:00.006-05:00

New pics from the new Sacha Baron Cohen (Ali G) movie "The Untitled Brüno Project". I guess Brüno attempted to interview Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger and he told him to talk to the hand. "Vassup?"

I am soooo ready for this movie to be out, I can't even tell you! If you haven't been introduced to the genius that is Brüno, here's a video sampling, hopefully you can view it...

Vector Insanity

2008-05-20T22:31:00.001-05:00

This will make your cho cho crazy.

To a deluxe apartment, in the sky-y-yyy...

2008-05-20T21:45:00.005-05:00

We're finally moved. Loving the house! Been doing a lot of cleaning, unpacking and arranging, fitting freelance work into the spare moments. It's great out here, very quiet at night and lots of frog singing and various wildlife roaming around. So far we've seen some deer, several large cat/coyote footprints, and smelled a skunk or two. I'll post some photos later on, once I find my camera battery charger...

p.s. that is actually a guy living in a nest, on the side of a building. Creative or extremely lame?

Two S's, two L's.

2008-05-20T21:35:00.004-05:00

This photo is worth a thousand and one words. Big ups to Sam Cassell. Go Boston!

My Cuz

2008-04-06T20:33:00.002-05:00

That's my cousin Jason demonstrating the Soulja Boy. I couldn't be more proud. Pop and lock!

Prepare yourself...

2008-04-05T22:28:00.004-06:00

Click here to see a list of the 15 Filthiest Homes in America (reaction shot above). There are only a couple of photos, but I'm not complaining.

It shocks you, it shocks you...

Possibly the best sign ever.

2008-04-05T22:04:00.001-06:00

Things that make a house a home.

2008-04-05T21:33:00.006-06:00

Well, I'm currently trying to buy a home with my hubbs, and have now become mildly addicted to the channel know as HGTV. I love before and afters, so I think that's why this channel is so appealing. (By the way, this guy is great.) Also, due to the adventure filled home search, I have started noticing more and more, things that would look super fine in the future-house (that we don't have yet). I think I'm going to start posting some of these gems on this here b-log, so hold on to your hat. It's about to get homestyle up in the hizz.

Hell yeah.

Yeah, it's made out of Mac II's. Practical and cozy.

Steroids?

2008-04-05T21:32:00.002-06:00

"Falling Slowly"

2008-03-09T21:21:00.005-06:00

Such a pretty song. I'm glad this won the Oscar. If you haven't seen the movie, you should! It's called "Once" and it's definitely worth checking out.

Here's the trailer:

Hot.

2008-03-09T19:52:00.002-06:00

I'm not a fashionista, but this looks fierce, and fashion forward. If only it rained more here!

They use stencils?

2008-03-06T20:46:00.003-06:00

Dressed like this, I would guess that your child could also be in the band Linkin Park, or a member of the JabbaWockeeZ or Fysh N Chicks dance crews. Pop and lock.

"I think I shall soon."

2008-03-06T20:30:00.002-06:00

This is the smartest thing I've read all day. And the funniest. Sammy is a genius. I found this bit of greatness on Weemade, a blog dedicated to showcasing children's artwork. They accept submissions, but my cats' artwork is far too superior to be accepted, no question. The folks at Weemade might have gotten the idea from this site. Still one of the best email forwards I've ever received.

Kitty Crochet

2008-03-05T21:43:00.001-06:00

This is how to do a day-off. Smooches.

I hope no one's in there...

2008-03-03T21:46:00.003-06:00

Behold, a "hidden toilet" in China that remains out of sight until you plunk in a coin. Then it’ll rise up to the surface so you can use the bathroom. I just hope there is a vent in the top. Seems wrong to bottle up the bathroomness underground like that. Wonder what the time limit is...

Teence.

2008-02-02T22:03:00.000-06:00

Yes it has some size challenges, but the yard is spiffy and i like the pointy roof. We can't all live by private schools.

Seriously though, this is an actual house in Toronto that the builder and his wife lived in for 20 years. 20 freaking years! I think my cats would get claustrophobic in there.

Any Questions?

2008-01-28T22:16:00.000-06:00

Mark. (I think)

2007-12-30T01:12:00.001-06:00

Weekends are fun.

2007-12-30T00:23:00.001-06:00

Well, it was a cold and snowy weekend, but those kind of weekends are the best kind when you're in the mood for snow surfing (photo above). Kidding of course, but it was a good weekend nonetheless. I actually got some stuff done: car inspection (out since November, oops), returning really bad Jonathan Product shampoo to Ulta, grocery shopping, and the Mavs won!!! They came out swinging from the get go and kept it up almost the entire game. High fives all around!!!!

So now it's Saturday night, and there are just a few more things to get done before we head to Dallas Sunday night to see Van Morrison in concert. The tickets were a bit much, but I think it's important to see your favorite bands/musicians whenever possible, no matter what. So I snapped up two tickets for part of Erik's Christmas gift. I hope Van puts on a great show, or Erik might rush the stage. I'll film it if he does.

I hope you are having a great weekend too. I know all the TCU-ites out there are loving life, as they won their bowl game 20-13. Congrats Frogs!

Now Go Cowboys, even it doesn't matter that much. And Go Tech too! (January 1st)

Chris McKinley Rulz.
~ amy

Hello.

2007-12-26T22:45:00.000-06:00

Well, I know it's been an eternity since I've posted anything, but I'm bringing it hard core, to the front door, 'til my hands are sore. (stop) I hope you had a very merry Christmas, with good times, twinkly lights and all the trimmings. I had a great Christmas, and came home with way too much stuff.

The Cowboys won, as did the Mavericks (tonight doesn't count) and I got to go work today, so it's been a marvelous week so far. Gosh I'm spoiled. I'll work harder on posting stuff, so my readership will have something to look forward to, all 3 of you.

If you feel it put your hands up. Hood.

Shock'er.

2007-11-11T22:33:00.000-06:00

Cowbs defeat the Giants 31-20, and all is right with the world.
No mercy. Yes sensei.

D-Harp loves calendars.

2007-11-11T21:56:00.000-06:00

The Mavs were defeated by the Portland Trailblazers on the road Saturday night, but luckily there was some good strong funny to lessen the pain. Watch and enjoy as Derek Harper tells you how he really feels about the Mavs Dancers calendar. Oh jeez...

PPT gets Grammy nods!

2007-10-30T21:35:00.000-06:00

Now THIS is great news! The super talented rap trio PPT have been nominated for 3 Grammys! They have passed the preliminary voting round and are just waiting for the Grammy peeps to vote them through to the final round! They are amazing, and throw down some of the freshest, most illinest beats/rhymes around. Trust.

Make sure to pick up their latest CD 'Tres Monos in Love'. Go PPT!!!
Keep it funky.

Pimpin' ain't easy, but it's necessary...

2007-10-28T23:00:00.000-06:00

Yeah, your eyes aren't trippin' boo. It's a Prius limo.

This Prius owner modded his car into a custom 10 8-seater Prius Limo, while still maintaining 50 mpg fuel efficiency. It took him 200 hours of fabrication at a cost of about $10,000.

H-O-T.

Get your trivia on.

2007-10-28T22:53:00.000-06:00

Click here to take a spooky little horror movie quiz. Let me know how you do!

Sugar Bush is the future.

2007-10-28T22:39:00.000-06:00

Sugar Bush Squirrel is a real, live Eastern Gray Squirrel who is owned and photographed by Ms. Kelly Foxton. Rescued, as a baby in her nest, from a tree which was being cut down, she is now living the ‘good life’ with Kelly in Boca Raton, Florida. A small, lime-green parrot, named Rio, is her big sister and constant companion.

Being an International Superstar and The World’s Most Photographed Squirrel, Sugar Bush loves to dress up, and has over 2,000 outfits with matching hats and accessories. Sugar Bush Squirrel has her own, posh studio with an elaborate stage and thousands of stage props, and has posed for over 5,000 photos since her modeling career began.

My vote is in. Sugar Bush for prez!

Checkmate.

2007-10-15T00:02:00.001-05:00

Good question.

Finally.

2007-10-11T22:51:00.000-05:00

Just in time for Christmas, behold, the WiFi detector shirt. I'm not making this up. You know you want one, because nothing says 'hotness' like knowing where all the WiFi hot spots are. So pimpalicious.

Why did it have to be Ft. Worth?

2007-10-11T22:26:00.000-05:00

This is just sad.

Texas Cashier Clubs Deaf Customer For Not Talking
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A Family Dollar clerk in Forth Worth, Texas was charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon after police said he used a crowbar to club a deaf customer. Cody Goodnight, 30, has been deaf since before the age of 2 and uses sign language to communicate.

When Goodnight tried to pay for two bottles of Sprite with a $5 bill he was assaulted by the store clerk. Investigators said the clerk, 20-year-old Ricky Young told them he thought Goodnight was being rude by not talking to him and hit him in the head with a crowbar.

What an a-hole. I know a good place for that crowbar, and I guarantee you it's 'rude'.

Looks simple enough...

2007-10-11T22:18:00.000-05:00

I've never carved a Halloween pumpkin before, at least not that I remember. Maybe this would be a good pattern to start with. Can't be that hard right?

(what she said)

'Yarn' of the Dead

2007-10-11T21:57:00.000-05:00

Yeppers. It's "Dawn of the Dead", crocheted. Don't hate, appreciate.

Keri Russell's Must Have Product?

2007-10-08T20:54:00.001-05:00

Keri tells Lucky Magazine, “Kiehl’s makes this coriander line that I’m crazy about. The scent is clean but also addictive.”

They have several different scents. I might pick up the Cranberry Shower Gel for myself. Mmmm!

Kiehl’s Bath and Shower Liquid Body Cleanser

* Refreshing, gentle, yet effective
* Shower or Bath use
* Humectants help skin maintain its moisture
* Not tested on animals

A refreshing, gentle, yet effective cleanser for the body. Formulated with humectants to help skin maintain its moisture. Used in the shower or bath, our formula leaves skin clean with a lovely texture. - $15.50-$25.00
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Yeah, I know it's cheesy, but I had to put a post up, since the post below this one is proving untrue at the moment. Don't get me wrong, I hope the Cowbs pull out a win against the (Dreaded and Feared?) bills, but it's looking pretty damn awful at this point. And it's not even half-time!!! I guess we'll just hope for the best. Where has our jedi gone? Where art thou Romo?

Cowbs' are 4-0

2007-09-30T23:13:00.000-05:00

This just in: Tony Romo might be a jedi. The Cowboys stomped the Rams 35-7 Sunday, and looked great doing it.

In other news, the Red Raiders routed Northwestern State 75-7. Next weekend, it's Iowa State (1-3) in Lubbock. Bring it.

"Welcome back again."

2007-09-30T22:30:00.000-05:00

Here's a list of "recommended/forbidden words" posted in a Chinese clothing store. Smart thinkin'. I'm cracking up just picturing some employee saying "Just take it and leave me alone." Now that's ballsy. Though I'm sure I have used #2 on the forbidden list from time to time.

I think we need similar lists posted in American stores. Add to the "forbidden" list, "What did you just say?" That's just kind of rude. It's not my fault I have speech weirdness, but if you'd get the bong resin out of your ears you'd understand when someone is trying to order some damn quesadillas! Anyway, I think lists would be useful.

I mean lishts.

SNL Digital Short - 'Iran So Far'

2007-09-30T22:09:00.001-05:00

Yes! I think SNL is finally getting great again! Lebron James was the host of last night's Saturday Night Live season premier, and it was pretty darn good, in spite of the fact that Kanye Dill-Hole was the musical guest. Here is one of the highlights, "Iran so Far", a little love letter from Andy Samberg to the oh-so-insane Iranian leader Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Don't be surprised if you are humming the chorus all day. It's that good.

Side note, Andy Samberg is H-O-T. Maybe it's the skinny tie and vest?

What did I jusht shay?

2007-09-24T22:37:00.000-05:00

Wow, thish ish hard to shay:

World’s hardest tongue twister is "The sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick."

Why do eshes gotta be sho dang hard to shay?

Cool. Still kind of depressing.

2007-09-24T22:06:00.000-05:00

Keeping it real.

2007-09-24T21:56:00.000-05:00

'PowerPoint' is finally online!

2007-09-21T19:51:00.000-05:00

Yay! Erik's short film 'Death by PowerPoint' is online now at www.atombomb.tv so swing by and check it out! It is the first collaboration (actually second) between the always skillful Erik Clapp (director/writer) and the incomparable effervescent Matt Tyndall (star/muse).

If you are a fan of awesome things, make sure to check out the 'shop'. I know it's not at all possible for you to be any hotter, but an atombomb.tv hat would look mighty fine on your noggin. If you want to throw a little hotness in your puppy's direction, get him/her a doggy t-shirt! I know, I'll stop.

Seriously though, make sure to check out the atombomb.tv site and 'Death by PowerPoint'. Erik and his posse worked really hard on it and I think it shows. Pretty, pretty, pretty good!

Also, make sure to visit these sites and rate Erik's film:
www.funnyordie.com (once logged in, click on 'funny' in the player)
www.break.com
www.youtube.com

Thanks so much!

The rhythm got him.

2007-09-21T19:31:00.000-05:00

"Hungry for a dill?"

2007-09-19T22:23:00.000-05:00

"mmmm, Pickles."

This reminded me of the infamous Barb Smith prank, courtesy of the cutest yuk monkey around, Corby Davidson. So wheels off, it's genius!

Tiny Music

2007-09-19T21:45:00.000-05:00

He's got a lot of mouths to feed, so Mr. Fly has to take on a lot of odd jobs. I think this photo was taken at Nordstroms, where he sometimes works weekends. You'd think he'd be hard to see, but we are the same height, so I try to wave whenever I see him. Sometimes we share shoes.

Click here to see some more photos of the life and times of Mr. Fly.

Unusual Suspect

2007-09-17T23:28:00.000-05:00

Tis' the Season (almost)

2007-09-17T23:26:00.000-05:00

Some days, it's hard to swim...

2007-09-17T23:14:00.000-05:00

...and even harder to smile. Then I look at this photo and the smile creeps back in. Thanks Lucy, cat of the high seas. (and pescimon and sammo who are always smiling/napping/maintaining their cuteness, 24/7)

Recycling is Good

2007-09-17T23:03:00.000-05:00

Here's a list of 21 things that maybe you didn't know you could recycle. Looks like you can even recycle your old workout videos. I might have to bid adieu to Miss Jane, but I will remember her fondly, and painfully.

"N.Z.'s 4th Best Folk Parody Duo"

2007-09-17T22:31:00.000-05:00

I LOVE Flight of The Conchords, and though I don't have HBO, my good buddy Poecat introduced me to the fab twosome a few months ago. I owe her many fancy gifts, because F.O.T.C. is funnier than Joe Namath drunk! (see video below)

I've only seen the first few episodes, but Poecat saves them all, so I am hoping for a watching party soon. (and a little light shopping) Click here to check out the HBO site for the show and let the gentle comedy wash over you.

Now, for something completely different, here's Joe. 'Strugggggling'...

No truer words...

2007-09-17T21:58:00.000-05:00

Totally Rad

2007-09-17T21:52:00.000-05:00

Yes, it's a Space Invaders doormat, and I know a few people who would appreciate having this on their doorstep. :-)

Fiery, but worth it.

2007-09-13T22:56:00.000-05:00

Crazy enough, this site is set up to rid idiot parents of their daughters, by 'marrying them off', for cash, of course. I love this one. Let's see, she's spent more time with boys than they would like, so the obvious solution would be to get her good and married. Wow, what a practical idea! I don't know about you, but from what I've learned in life, the best way to get an acting or singing career off the ground is to get married. Her parents should be brass-knuckled. :-)

UPDATE: Fake, but still funny.

Makes me want a hug.

2007-09-13T22:51:00.000-05:00