Sunday, September 30, 2007

"Welcome back again."


Here's a list of "recommended/forbidden words" posted in a Chinese clothing store. Smart thinkin'. I'm cracking up just picturing some employee saying "Just take it and leave me alone." Now that's ballsy. Though I'm sure I have used #2 on the forbidden list from time to time.

I think we need similar lists posted in American stores. Add to the "forbidden" list, "What did you just say?" That's just kind of rude. It's not my fault I have speech weirdness, but if you'd get the bong resin out of your ears you'd understand when someone is trying to order some damn quesadillas! Anyway, I think lists would be useful.

I mean lishts.