Mount Rushmore. So Cheesy.

I can just see Giada eating on this with a tiny little fork.

I Heart Kathy Griffin... Allegedly.

(contains a few expletives, fyi)

An Evening With The Police

We went to The Police concert Tuesday night at the American Airlines Center. Stewart Copeland's shirt is right. It was sold out, and was the first of two sold out shows at the AAC. It was a great concert, no fireworks or big surprises, but a stellar performance nonetheless. Sting sounded, well, like Sting. Stewart Copeland was amazing (best part of the show) and Andy Summers played some amazing guitar. Still can't believe he is 64.

The fact that it is probably the last time we will see them perform together (and the first time for me) made the show even better, like it was more important because of the significance. They were wonderful, and at their best when playing their biggest hits like 'Roxanne', 'Can't Stand Losing You', 'Every Little Thing She Does' and 'Walking in My Footsteps'.

Now if we could only get Genesis to play Dallas on their reunion tour. Come on Genesis, you're just Throwing It All Away in a Land of Confusion Tonight, Tonight, Tonight. That's all.

Here's a quick video from The Police concert,
courtesy of Erik's cell phone. Watch it, love it.

Get Your Review On

Behold the greatness of "Movie Time with Pikahsso and Tahiti". My friend Walter aka Tahiti, and his partner in crime, Pikahsso, have a kick a** movie review page over at QuickDFW.com.

They also make up two parts of the dynamic rap trio known as PPT (along with Picnic). To check out their MySpace page and listen to some of their tunage, click here, or click on the nifty banner at the top of the page. If you like quality beats, inventive rhymes, and good strong fun, you will go ka ka crazy over PPT!

Oh, and don't get me started on their movie reviews. Geeeeenius...

What Everyday is Like...

I heart Robot Chicken, and I know you will too! Click here to get to know a little bit more about one of the best 15 minute shows on tv.

Requiem For Borat

The woeful tale of Borat, alone in America.

How Friday Might Go...

And finally...

Thursday?

Or maybe more like this...

What I should Wear Tomorrow

So sparkly, and magnificent. But how does she hold her head up?

The Original Prairie Dog Video

Poor little guy is frantically searching for an way out of that box. (stop it)
He needs a passport, some Ritz crackers, a plane ticket to Lubbock, and to tell homegirl that's not how you do a prairie dog call. Rezpekt.

Gordo Dances...

Click here to see the wonderful stylings of Mister Gordon Keith. You can change his hairstyle by clicking on the elevator buttons. And when you're done checking out his moves, you can make your own super sassy dance presentation. Two snaps.

Erik and The Man...

Erik got to meet one of his favorite directors, George A. Romero, at a horror convention Saturday afternoon. I think they look like quite the twosome. Two great directors, just having a chat. Nice.

Great Idea #467

Need D batteries but only have C? Just use quarters. Handy for drinking games and electronics.

Behold, Sammy...

What Wednesday Will Be Like...

"Ants on a Banana Boat"

Um, maybe it's delicious? Click here for a step-by-step guide on making this delectable and fun-filled treat... (speculating of course)

Happy Father's Day!

All things I knew you would appreciate....

A Heartfelt Note To Dad, by Gordon Keith...

Thank God for dads. They keep us humble
____________________

Dear Dad,

Just a little note to wish you a Happy Father's Day. I know we haven't spoken in some time, and that is partially my fault. I have had allergies.

I hope you are not as embarrassed of my being your son as you often "joke." Most of my problems are behind me and I'm actually doing fairly well now. I now dress exclusively as a male, and I no longer cut.

I am employed. I do a show on radio and TV, and I write a column for our local paper. I know what you are thinking – "Oh, boy, Gordon dun gone and gitted hisself a fancy job." Well, the jobs aren't that fancy, Dad, I promise. I am still a humble man. Sometimes I even slap my handlers for ordering me $15 drinks in front of unfamous people.

I have so many fond memories of my childhood. I remember the little piglet you got me and sis for a surprise one day. I also remember you bludgeoning and quartering it in the living room for steaks and winter sausage. Good times.

Remember when I stole the neighbor's lawnmower for your birthday present? I was 5, but I will never forget what you did for me. Thank you for taking blame in order to keep me out of trouble. Too bad it was your third strike.

Many years have passed and I don't want us to grow even more estranged. That's why I have included some publicity shots of "my latest look." Keep 'em close; they haven't dropped yet.

Speaking of pictures, I have kept your photo – the one with you making that funny face – on my bedside table all this time. Do you remember when that picture was taken? You had just emerged nude from a whorehouse and a police dog latched on to you. You could always make me laugh. Even when you were punching me. Happy Father's Day, Dad.

Your Son,

Gordon

P.S. Are they still screening your mail?

Dear Son,

I am assuming this is a little joke for your column. I know you are obsessed with having a hard-scrabbled upbringing for literary purposes but keep me out of it. Your mother will have Sunday dinner on the table at six. Don't be late or drunk.

Dad

Dear Editor,

Please omit my father's response and publish with new publicity shots. Make me look humble.

Gordon

Hear Gordon on "The Ticket" KTCK-AM (1310) weekdays from 5:30 to 10 a.m. Catch him on TV on The Gordon Keith Show, Thursdays at 10 p.m. on KFWD (Channel 52). E-mail him at gordon@gordonkeith.com.

Don't Froggetmee!

It's Froggetmee, the eating utensil that goes the distance, doubling as both a soup spoon and chopsticks. It even won the “good design 2006” award from the chicago athenaeum: museum of architecture and design. Click here to order. Only $8.00, but worth so much more. Make sure to visit the rest of the site for more cool gadgety gift ideas.

What Mondays Feel Like!

My New Tattoo

Click here to see some other very inspired tattoos... Geekalicious.

Patti Griffin - "Be Careful"

I got to see her play in Ft. Worth recently, with my girl poecat, who is a diehard fan. I fell in love with this song, wish I could find a better video of it, but the performance is great nonetheless.

Sidenote: I hear thunder! It's Friday night and it's about to storm. I think my pillow is calling my name...

Speedo Dan Strikes Again...

Hey-O! There he is!

Huggable, Kissable, Loveable...

What Mornings Are Like.

Finally Something Useful...

Ever wanted to know what your favorite word or phrase would look like as a back tattoo? Me too! Click here to check it out before you head off to your local tattooery.

Monday is just hours away... :(

Thanks Andrea for sending these!

The Shins - "Phantom Limb"

You might remember The Shins from the movie 'Garden State', where Natalie Portman said their song 'New Slang' changed her life. If you haven't seen that movie, you should. Soon. This is the first single off of The Shins' latest album 'Wincing the Night Away'. I love this song. Maybe you will too...

Ummm...

Neato-Skeeto Trivia Game

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The Stuff of Nightmares

Like a creepier, balder version of 'My Buddy'.