Shock'er.

Cowbs defeat the Giants 31-20, and all is right with the world.
No mercy. Yes sensei.

D-Harp loves calendars.

The Mavs were defeated by the Portland Trailblazers on the road Saturday night, but luckily there was some good strong funny to lessen the pain. Watch and enjoy as Derek Harper tells you how he really feels about the Mavs Dancers calendar. Oh jeez...

PPT gets Grammy nods!

Now THIS is great news! The super talented rap trio PPT have been nominated for 3 Grammys! They have passed the preliminary voting round and are just waiting for the Grammy peeps to vote them through to the final round! They are amazing, and throw down some of the freshest, most illinest beats/rhymes around. Trust.

Make sure to pick up their latest CD 'Tres Monos in Love'. Go PPT!!!
Keep it funky.

Pimpin' ain't easy, but it's necessary...

Yeah, your eyes aren't trippin' boo. It's a Prius limo.

This Prius owner modded his car into a custom 10 8-seater Prius Limo, while still maintaining 50 mpg fuel efficiency. It took him 200 hours of fabrication at a cost of about $10,000.

H-O-T.

Get your trivia on.

Click here to take a spooky little horror movie quiz. Let me know how you do!

Sugar Bush is the future.

Sugar Bush Squirrel is a real, live Eastern Gray Squirrel who is owned and photographed by Ms. Kelly Foxton. Rescued, as a baby in her nest, from a tree which was being cut down, she is now living the ‘good life’ with Kelly in Boca Raton, Florida. A small, lime-green parrot, named Rio, is her big sister and constant companion.

Being an International Superstar and The World’s Most Photographed Squirrel, Sugar Bush loves to dress up, and has over 2,000 outfits with matching hats and accessories. Sugar Bush Squirrel has her own, posh studio with an elaborate stage and thousands of stage props, and has posed for over 5,000 photos since her modeling career began.

My vote is in. Sugar Bush for prez!

Checkmate.

Good question.

Finally.

Just in time for Christmas, behold, the WiFi detector shirt. I'm not making this up. You know you want one, because nothing says 'hotness' like knowing where all the WiFi hot spots are. So pimpalicious.

Why did it have to be Ft. Worth?

This is just sad.

Texas Cashier Clubs Deaf Customer For Not Talking
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A Family Dollar clerk in Forth Worth, Texas was charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon after police said he used a crowbar to club a deaf customer. Cody Goodnight, 30, has been deaf since before the age of 2 and uses sign language to communicate.

When Goodnight tried to pay for two bottles of Sprite with a $5 bill he was assaulted by the store clerk. Investigators said the clerk, 20-year-old Ricky Young told them he thought Goodnight was being rude by not talking to him and hit him in the head with a crowbar.

What an a-hole. I know a good place for that crowbar, and I guarantee you it's 'rude'.

Looks simple enough...

I've never carved a Halloween pumpkin before, at least not that I remember. Maybe this would be a good pattern to start with. Can't be that hard right?

(what she said)

'Yarn' of the Dead

Yeppers. It's "Dawn of the Dead", crocheted. Don't hate, appreciate.

Keri Russell's Must Have Product?

Keri tells Lucky Magazine, “Kiehl’s makes this coriander line that I’m crazy about. The scent is clean but also addictive.”

They have several different scents. I might pick up the Cranberry Shower Gel for myself. Mmmm!

Kiehl’s Bath and Shower Liquid Body Cleanser

* Refreshing, gentle, yet effective
* Shower or Bath use
* Humectants help skin maintain its moisture
* Not tested on animals

A refreshing, gentle, yet effective cleanser for the body. Formulated with humectants to help skin maintain its moisture. Used in the shower or bath, our formula leaves skin clean with a lovely texture. - $15.50-$25.00
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Yeah, I know it's cheesy, but I had to put a post up, since the post below this one is proving untrue at the moment. Don't get me wrong, I hope the Cowbs pull out a win against the (Dreaded and Feared?) bills, but it's looking pretty damn awful at this point. And it's not even half-time!!! I guess we'll just hope for the best. Where has our jedi gone? Where art thou Romo?

Cowbs' are 4-0

This just in: Tony Romo might be a jedi. The Cowboys stomped the Rams 35-7 Sunday, and looked great doing it.

In other news, the Red Raiders routed Northwestern State 75-7. Next weekend, it's Iowa State (1-3) in Lubbock. Bring it.

"Welcome back again."

Here's a list of "recommended/forbidden words" posted in a Chinese clothing store. Smart thinkin'. I'm cracking up just picturing some employee saying "Just take it and leave me alone." Now that's ballsy. Though I'm sure I have used #2 on the forbidden list from time to time.

I think we need similar lists posted in American stores. Add to the "forbidden" list, "What did you just say?" That's just kind of rude. It's not my fault I have speech weirdness, but if you'd get the bong resin out of your ears you'd understand when someone is trying to order some damn quesadillas! Anyway, I think lists would be useful.

I mean lishts.

SNL Digital Short - 'Iran So Far'

Yes! I think SNL is finally getting great again! Lebron James was the host of last night's Saturday Night Live season premier, and it was pretty darn good, in spite of the fact that Kanye Dill-Hole was the musical guest. Here is one of the highlights, "Iran so Far", a little love letter from Andy Samberg to the oh-so-insane Iranian leader Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Don't be surprised if you are humming the chorus all day. It's that good.

Side note, Andy Samberg is H-O-T. Maybe it's the skinny tie and vest?

What did I jusht shay?

Wow, thish ish hard to shay:

World’s hardest tongue twister is "The sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick."

Why do eshes gotta be sho dang hard to shay?

Cool. Still kind of depressing.

Keeping it real.

'PowerPoint' is finally online!

Yay! Erik's short film 'Death by PowerPoint' is online now at www.atombomb.tv so swing by and check it out! It is the first collaboration (actually second) between the always skillful Erik Clapp (director/writer) and the incomparable effervescent Matt Tyndall (star/muse).

If you are a fan of awesome things, make sure to check out the 'shop'. I know it's not at all possible for you to be any hotter, but an atombomb.tv hat would look mighty fine on your noggin. If you want to throw a little hotness in your puppy's direction, get him/her a doggy t-shirt! I know, I'll stop.

Seriously though, make sure to check out the atombomb.tv site and 'Death by PowerPoint'. Erik and his posse worked really hard on it and I think it shows. Pretty, pretty, pretty good!

Also, make sure to visit these sites and rate Erik's film:
www.funnyordie.com (once logged in, click on 'funny' in the player)
www.break.com
www.youtube.com

Thanks so much!

The rhythm got him.